Elisha's Birth Announcement


	   Stork Productions proudly announces the grand opening of 

			    "Our Darling Daughter"

				  featuring

			    Elisha Maxine Herring

		      in her first starring performance


	    Produced by :	Elizabeth Wolz Herring
	    Directed by :	Sandy H. Herring
	    Running time:	40 weeks 4 days (pregnancy)
				16 hours        (labor)
	    Release date:	November 11, 1997  3:24:45 p.m. (PST)
	    Shipping wt :	7lbs. 3.2oz.
	    Dimensions  :	20 1/2 in.

	    Cast:
                  The Darling Daughter  Elisha[1] Maxine Herring
                                   Mom  Elizabeth Wolz Herring
                                   Dad  Sandy H. Herring
                                OB/GYN  Enriquita Lopez, MD
                              OB Nurse  Debra Hacker, RN
                              OB Nurse  Lindy Palmer, RN
                     Nurse Anesthetist  Jim Kollar, RN
                          Pediatrician  Mary Schwenninger, MD

	    Crew:
                            Consultant  Priscilla Wolz
                               Advisor  Ada Herring
                        Costume Design  Bare Butts

Produced on location at Providence St. Vincent's Hospital - Portland, Oregon


   **************************************************************************
   * Dedicated to the loving memory of Elmer Herring and Bill Wolz, without *
   * whose love, guidance, encouragement, dedication and generosity this    *
   * would not have been possible.                                          *
   **************************************************************************


    Review: Two thumbs (+eight fingers and ten toes) up! -- Siskel & Ebert
    ======================================================================
  "There has never been another opening like this. Elisha is absolutely
  captivating in her starring debut. Her blonde hair and dark blue eyes
  are hypnotic.

  The effort to make this production was significant. Elisha delivered her 
  lines faultlessly (waaah) and obviously has a bright future ahead of her. 
  The critics have twice rated her talents a 9 on the Apgar scale.

  We won't spoil the plot line, this one is a *must see*!" -- S&E


  [1] Eh-lee-shah

Copyright © 1997, Sandy Herring

Most Recent Update: Thursday, 14-Oct-2004 17:16:34 PDT


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